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by **South Reinkalistan** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:45 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:Khrushchev is the perfect man and no one can tell me otherwise

hungarian gaming

12 March 2022

Kiu Ghesik wrote:Khrushchev is the perfect man and no one can tell me otherwise

Otherwise.

James Bond, tho.

by **South Reinkalistan** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:48 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:Khrushchev is the perfect man and no one can tell me otherwise

Otherwise.

James Bond, tho.

James Bond is an EVIL LIBERAL WESTERN CAPITALIST PIG-DOG SPY. On the contrast, Khrushchev is the PARAMOUNT EXAMPLE OF PROLETARIAN GOVERNANCE AND GLORY. Khrushchev makes Bond look like a puny westoid boot-sucker. I want to marry Khrushchev. I would never marry Bond.

Come back when Jamie has brutally crushed national reform and independence movements with guns and tanks. That's the sign of a *true* gamer.

by **The Saucer Pilots** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:48 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:James Bond, tho.

He's just a tea-flavored Jason Bourne imitator now.

I want my secret Japanese volcano base and a convoluted plot with frickin' laser beams.

12 March 2022

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Otherwise.

James Bond, tho.

James Bond is an EVIL LIBERAL WESTERN CAPITALIST PIG-DOG SPY. On the contrast, Khrushchev is the PARAMOUNT EXAMPLE OF PROLETARIAN GOVERNANCE AND GLORY. Khrushchev makes Bond look like a puny westoid boot-sucker. I want to marry Khrushchev. I would never marry Bond.

Come back when Jamie has brutally crushed national reform and independence movements with guns and tanks. That's the sign of a *true* gamer.

I wouldn't marry either. I just like the Bond films. ~~Bond is into that whole s*x thing, and I'm just...meh. Nah.~~

I wouldn't say Bond is evil, just...lecherous. He gets better in the more modern ones.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:53 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Otherwise.

James Bond, tho.

James Bond is an EVIL LIBERAL WESTERN CAPITALIST PIG-DOG SPY. On the contrast, Khrushchev is the PARAMOUNT EXAMPLE OF PROLETARIAN GOVERNANCE AND GLORY. Khrushchev makes Bond look like a puny westoid boot-sucker. I want to marry Khrushchev. I would never marry Bond.

Come back when Jamie has brutally crushed national reform and independence movements with guns and tanks. That's the sign of a *true* gamer.

smh, wanting krushchev for his public side

it's not the tank man you should look up to, it's the man who smiles over something as simple as a piece of corn

i just want a man who'll give me a nice humble dacha in the moscow backwoods and the best the soviet postwar economy can offer, is that too much to ask for?

12 March 2022

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:James Bond is an EVIL LIBERAL WESTERN CAPITALIST PIG-DOG SPY. On the contrast, Khrushchev is the PARAMOUNT EXAMPLE OF PROLETARIAN GOVERNANCE AND GLORY. Khrushchev makes Bond look like a puny westoid boot-sucker. I want to marry Khrushchev. I would never marry Bond.

Come back when Jamie has brutally crushed national reform and independence movements with guns and tanks. That's the sign of a *true* gamer.

smh, wanting krushchev for his public side

it's not the tank man you should look up to, it's the man who smiles over something as simple as a piece of corn

i just want a man who'll give me a nice humble dacha in the moscow backwoods and the best the soviet postwar economy can offer, is that too much to ask for?

Yes

~~Because the USSR is not longer in existence and we haven't invented time travel yet. And there is no way Putin would be a good pal.~~

by **South Reinkalistan** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:55 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:James Bond is an EVIL LIBERAL WESTERN CAPITALIST PIG-DOG SPY. On the contrast, Khrushchev is the PARAMOUNT EXAMPLE OF PROLETARIAN GOVERNANCE AND GLORY. Khrushchev makes Bond look like a puny westoid boot-sucker. I want to marry Khrushchev. I would never marry Bond.

Come back when Jamie has brutally crushed national reform and independence movements with guns and tanks. That's the sign of a *true* gamer.

smh, wanting krushchev for his public side

it's not the tank man you should look up to, it's the man who smiles over something as simple as a piece of corn

i just want a man who'll give me a nice humble dacha in the moscow backwoods and the best the soviet postwar economy can offer, is that too much to ask for?

I want a man who'll drive me to Budapest in a T-55 to put down silly counter-revolutionary protestors, and then take me to said humble dacha in the Moscow backwoods where we can eat corn.

Nobody says you can't have both.

by **503** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:56 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
~~Because the USSR is not longer in existence~~

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:58 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Yes

~~Because the USSR is not longer in existence and we haven't invented time travel yet. And there is no way Putin would be a good pal.~~

i mean he is an ex-kgb officer

South Reinkalistan wrote:I want a man who'll drive me to Budapest in a T-55 to put down silly counter-revolutionary protestors, and then take me to said humble dacha in the Moscow backwoods where we can eat corn.

Nobody says you can't have both.

i respect your ambition, but unfortunately i don't have that much faith in my own abilities

by **South Reinkalistan** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:59 pm

503 wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
~~Because the USSR is not longer in existence~~

Don't worry. The best is yet to come.

by **South Reinkalistan** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:00 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:i respect your ambition, but unfortunately i don't have that much faith in my own abilities (Image)

Bro. Don't talk about yourself like that. You can get a Soviet strongman politician as your husband one day. You just need to be yourself. They'll love you.

by **503** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:00 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
503 wrote:

Don't worry. The best is yet to come.

百戦百勝の共産党万歳万々歳！

12 March 2022

Am I the only capitalist here?

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:02 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:i respect your ambition, but unfortunately i don't have that much faith in my own abilities (Image)

Bro. Don't talk about yourself like that. You can get a Soviet strongman politician as your husband one day. You just need to be yourself. They'll love you.

anything can be real if you only believe...

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Am I the only capitalist here?

NS cliche: those moments when I feel like the only capitalist around here.

ever heard of the montagues and the capulets, wf?

by **503** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:02 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Am I the only capitalist here?

NS cliche: those moments when I feel like the only capitalist around here.

There are many more capitalism advocates than anti-capitalism supporters on NSG, mostly because the amount of US users is so high.

by **South Reinkalistan** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:02 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Am I the only capitalist here?

NS cliche: those moments when I feel like the only capitalist around here.

~~face the wall now, reactionary~~

by **The Intoner Empire** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:03 pm

by **South Reinkalistan** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:03 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:anything can be real if you only believe...

No, Kiu. It's not just a dream. There's a wholesome General-Secretary out there, just waiting for someone to love. There are plenty of fish in that ocean.

by **Gandoor** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:04 pm

503 wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Am I the only capitalist here?

NS cliche: those moments when I feel like the only capitalist around here.

There are many more capitalism advocates than anti-capitalism supporters on NSG, mostly because the amount of US users is so high.

B-b-but everyone told me that this website is a far-left hellhole!!!!!!

12 March 2022

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:Bro. Don't talk about yourself like that. You can get a Soviet strongman politician as your husband one day. You just need to be yourself. They'll love you.

anything can be real if you only believe...

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Am I the only capitalist here?

NS cliche: those moments when I feel like the only capitalist around here.

ever heard of the montagues and the capulets, wf?

Yes.

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Am I the only capitalist here?

NS cliche: those moments when I feel like the only capitalist around here.

~~face the wall now, reactionary~~

*Launches into space, landing on the Moon.*

by **503** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:05 pm

Gandoor wrote:
503 wrote:There are many more capitalism advocates than anti-capitalism supporters on NSG, mostly because the amount of US users is so high.

B-b-but everyone told me that this website is a far-left hellhole!!!!!!

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Perhaps more of a NSG cliche, but people citing 1984 with reckless abandon...

by **The Saucer Pilots** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:06 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Am I the only capitalist here?

NS cliche: those moments when I feel like the only capitalist around here.

I'm still a capitalist in this Holocene shit-show, ask again in 10-15 years to see if I've gone eco-socialist or eco-fascist.

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:*Launches into space, landing on the Moon.*

Achchually, the Soviets beat you there too if you count unmanned missions.

by **503** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:08 pm

The Saucer Pilots wrote:Achchually, the Soviets beat you there too if you count unmanned missions.

Now I'm thinking of Yuri's smile on propaganda posters. Even if the world doesn't get any better during these years, I'll never forget how the first person in space wasn't some aristocrat or politician, he was the son of a milkmaid and a humble industrial worker...

by **Gandoor** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:09 pm

503 wrote:
Gandoor wrote:B-b-but everyone told me that this website is a far-left hellhole!!!!!!

1 9 8 4

Perhaps more of a NSG cliche, but people citing 1984 with reckless abandon...

That's more of an internet cliché more than anything else.

'I got banned from [insert any website here] for violating the terms and conditions I agreed to follow when I signed up??? This is literally 1984.'

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